Suhaag Raat

Once it so happened that all the bachelors at h4@cse decided that they
had had enough. That is, enough of being bachelors and being lectured
about by the elderly married people. "We will show them, that we can
also get girls!"

So they all went to Nirmal Lifestyles one weekend(with siva sir as the
manager) and got hold of a handfull of babes.

Siva sir fixed the wedding deadline at 12 o'clock with strict
instructions that all weddings have to be online and on linux. The
reception, as you would expect was at h4 mess.

This much is known to everyone, but what happened after that? How did
the h4ites fare on their "suhag-raat" ? We had hidden sensors in the
hilltop hotel (where all the honeymoon suites were located) and observed
the following mysterious happenings:

MLC Room:
Holmes enters with a chisel and hammer. Pays no heed to the bride
sitting on the bed with the ghunghat drawn...

Motu's room:
Motu enters with a pair of laptops and a big smile on his face...

Joshi's room:
Joshi enters with a thoughtful face, sits on the sofa and continues
thinking...

Rik's room
Rik enters with a pile of cds and something for his mate....

Kedar's room:
Kedar comes in with nothing in hand, goes and sits on the bed very
seriously...

Malik's room:
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz..............

Gupta's room:
Runs in with a spring in his step - wearing genuine NIKE shoes...

Tushar's room:
Tushar enters with a laptop and starts searching in all the corners and
along the walls of the room....

Kranti's room:
The doornob turns, the door opens with a slight creak, someone tiptoes
up to the bed, draws aside the mosquito net and sits on the bed....

So, what does all this mean? What are these people up to? Can you think
of ways to explain these? If not, Scroll down for answers..

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MLC Room :
Achyut goes to the corner of the room, and digs up a tile; quickly,
starts hammering at an adjascent one and digs that up as well, then
another, then another........May god bless the minsweeper, let's hope he
doesn't hit on a mine as quick as he usually does..

Motu's Room:
Motu sits on the bed, opens the laptops, gives one to his bride. His
smile broadens as he opens Yahoo! messenger...

Joshi's Room:
Joshi continues to think...an hour passes...two...the bride gets fidgety
and calls "Ji suniye..." Joshi gives a start "Meri chaal hai kya?"

Rik's Room:
Goes to the comp, starts a movie, and ...and sets up a chess board! Yes!
he's looking for 'check mate'....

Kedar's Room:
Kedar takes a pack of cards out of his pocket and starts to deal. He has
two more wives, so no scarcity of players....

Malik's Room:
ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.......zzzzzzzzz his bride gets bored, frustrated;
tries to wake him up, but to no avail - malik
continues....zzzzzz..zzzzzzzzzzz....
A voice is heard from Kedar's room "Two spade"
Malik:"Bridge! kahan ? Chalo khelte hain..."

Gupta's Room:
Gupta, after running in, continues jogging on the spot and challenges
his wife to a sprint. Gupta, with his NIKE, wins the sprint easily,
follwing which his wife takes him to the hospital...

Tushar's Room:
Tushar finds a LAN point and hooks his comp to it. Then he does an ssh
somewhere and starts Quake online....his wife continues to sit alone on
the bed....

Kranti's Room:
....someone tiptoes up to the bed, draws aside the mosquito net and sits
on the bed, and lifts the ghunghat - and lo! Behold!! There's Kranti!
Kranti, with a quick shake of the head moves the hair away from his
face. Then he removes the mattress and sheets from the bed, takes down
the mosquito net and hangs it across the middle of the bed....and starts
playing TT with his patented body swing...

Note:
Something went wrong with the camera in Ameya's room, if anyone has
knowledge of what happened there, please share with us....