[Fwd: ek kahani apne dost ki]

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Subject: ek kahani apne dost ki
From: kranti@cse.iitb.ac.in
Date: Fri, July 8, 2005 4:55 pm
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
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hi all,

Jaisa ki aap sab ko pata hai ki mera presentation khatam ho gaya hai yo
maine ek picture banane ki sochi hai uski kahani kuch is tarah hai.

Meri ye kahani sachhi ghatna par aadharit hai aur iska sabhi jiwit logo
se pura pura sambandh hai. meri is kahani kaa title hai "Kedar and KP ki
amar prem kahani".

Humari kahani kaa hero ek seedha saada and intelligent ladka naam kedar.
Karnatak ke ek chote se sehar me apni graduation ke baad kedar ne aage
study kaa socha aur aankhon pe bright future and 2 dozen bachche paida
karne kaa spna liye IIT Bombay aa gaya. Jaisa ki har hero ke saath hota
hai waisa apne kedar ke saath bhi hua. sabhi kaa chaheta bun gaya kedar
saare professor and sabhi logo kaa. Class ki ladkiyan to us par jaan dene
ko taiyar thi. koi naa koi bahana kisi ke paas assignment kaa bahana to
kisi ke Belagaum jaane kaa bahana. Par apna kedar kisi ko bhav nahin deta
tha aur apne future ke liye kadi mehnat karne laga. aur iska phal bhi use
mila aur uske pehle saal me kafi achche marks aaye. in sab ke bavjood
kedar kaa dil khali tha usse ek sachche pyar ki talaash thi jo usse
Belagaum se Mumbai tak le aayi thi aur isi pyar ko khojne ke liye wo apne
uncles ke bahane har saturday sunday bahar jaata tha waise uske dosto ko
pata tha ki uncle ek bahana hai. par uski ue mehnat bekar hi jaati thi.
jaisa ki kaha jata hai ki jodiyan upar se ban kar aati hai waise hi ek di
kedar ke saath hua. Jagah seminar hall CSE dept. ek ladki jisne naa kewal
kedar kaa dil le liya balki usko deeewana bhi bana diya. wo ladki aur koi
nahin humari kahani ki heroine KP. Seminar hall main unki nazr ek dusre
se ladi aur dono ek dusre ko dil baithe. aur kehte ki pyar me aadmi pagal
ho jaata hai aisa kedar ke saath hua aur uske PJ maarne ki frequency kuch
jyada hi badh gayi. idhar kedar kaa bura haal tha udhar KP kaa haal bhi
kuch aacha nahin tha. wo bhi kedar ke liye pagal thi. Dheere Dheere samay
gujarata gaya apni kadi mehnat aur KP ke pyar ke sahare Kedar ne campus
crack kiya. But jaisa ki har pyar karne walo ke saath hota hai kedar kaa
ek dost jise ye pyar majoor nahin tha wo tha Gupta. aisi baat nahin hai ki
Gupta bhi KP ko chahta tha but wo unke pyar ko dekh dekh kar frustu hota
rehta tha. Waise wo khud to ek CT baja nahin pata tha par usse ye lagta
tha ki ek simple se TA ko ladkiyan bhav deti hai aur uski CC ka RA hone ke
baad bhi koi izzat nahin yahin baat Gupta ko bahut lagti thi aur wah mauke
kaa intezaar karne laga. par kedar and KP is baat se anjaan the. Aur wo
mauka diya khud KP ne. Baat us samay ki hai jab kedar ek baar Belgaum gaya
apne ghar walo ko batane ke liye KP ke baare main. idhar KP ne ek galti ki
aur CC ke RA ne uskp pakad liya phir to jaise Gupta ko mauka mila. idhar
KP kaa login block hone wala tha udhar pata chala ki kedar ke ghar walo ne
KP ko refuse kar diya hai. pyar me imthihaan ki ghadi. idhar kedar bhari
man se iit lauta aur usko pata chala ki KP ka login block hone wala hai.
par usne KP ko bachane ke liye saari galti apne upar le li. idhar H4 ki
saari public Gupta ke is behaviour se khush nahin thi aur Gupta H4 walo ko
naraaz nahin karna chata tha isliye usne inke beech main aana chod diya
aur is tarah KP kaa login block hone se bach gaya. idhar kedar ne KP ko
ghar walo kaa decision nahin bataya. is tarah baki din gujar gaye. jab M.
tech khatam hua to kedar ne KP ko sab kuch himmat kar ke bata diya. KP
uski majboori samajati thi isliye usne kedar koapne ghar walo kaa saath
dene ki salah di. phir aaya vidai kaa din saare logo ki aankhen num thi
kyonki apne hero aur heroine juda ho rahe the. H4 walo ne kedar and H11
walo ne KP ko bahut samjaya par wo apne faisle main adig the. aur kedar
chala gaya pane ghar KP kaa pyar apne dil me liye. aur idhar KP uske pyar
ke sahare apna M>tech khatam karne me lag gayi.

So sad ending of my story

wait for my next story "Achyut and Tushar ki dosti"

bye
Kranti

--
Saurabh Joshi
Project RA (CFDVS),
Dept of CSE,
IIT Bombay -400076

Suhaag Raat

Once it so happened that all the bachelors at h4@cse decided that they
had had enough. That is, enough of being bachelors and being lectured
about by the elderly married people. "We will show them, that we can
also get girls!"

So they all went to Nirmal Lifestyles one weekend(with siva sir as the
manager) and got hold of a handfull of babes.

Siva sir fixed the wedding deadline at 12 o'clock with strict
instructions that all weddings have to be online and on linux. The
reception, as you would expect was at h4 mess.

This much is known to everyone, but what happened after that? How did
the h4ites fare on their "suhag-raat" ? We had hidden sensors in the
hilltop hotel (where all the honeymoon suites were located) and observed
the following mysterious happenings:

MLC Room:
Holmes enters with a chisel and hammer. Pays no heed to the bride
sitting on the bed with the ghunghat drawn...

Motu's room:
Motu enters with a pair of laptops and a big smile on his face...

Joshi's room:
Joshi enters with a thoughtful face, sits on the sofa and continues
thinking...

Rik's room
Rik enters with a pile of cds and something for his mate....

Kedar's room:
Kedar comes in with nothing in hand, goes and sits on the bed very
seriously...

Malik's room:
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz..............

Gupta's room:
Runs in with a spring in his step - wearing genuine NIKE shoes...

Tushar's room:
Tushar enters with a laptop and starts searching in all the corners and
along the walls of the room....

Kranti's room:
The doornob turns, the door opens with a slight creak, someone tiptoes
up to the bed, draws aside the mosquito net and sits on the bed....

So, what does all this mean? What are these people up to? Can you think
of ways to explain these? If not, Scroll down for answers..

Scrollllllllllllllllllll

scrolllllllllllllllllllll

scrollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

MLC Room :
Achyut goes to the corner of the room, and digs up a tile; quickly,
starts hammering at an adjascent one and digs that up as well, then
another, then another........May god bless the minsweeper, let's hope he
doesn't hit on a mine as quick as he usually does..

Motu's Room:
Motu sits on the bed, opens the laptops, gives one to his bride. His
smile broadens as he opens Yahoo! messenger...

Joshi's Room:
Joshi continues to think...an hour passes...two...the bride gets fidgety
and calls "Ji suniye..." Joshi gives a start "Meri chaal hai kya?"

Rik's Room:
Goes to the comp, starts a movie, and ...and sets up a chess board! Yes!
he's looking for 'check mate'....

Kedar's Room:
Kedar takes a pack of cards out of his pocket and starts to deal. He has
two more wives, so no scarcity of players....

Malik's Room:
ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.......zzzzzzzzz his bride gets bored, frustrated;
tries to wake him up, but to no avail - malik
continues....zzzzzz..zzzzzzzzzzz....
A voice is heard from Kedar's room "Two spade"
Malik:"Bridge! kahan ? Chalo khelte hain..."

Gupta's Room:
Gupta, after running in, continues jogging on the spot and challenges
his wife to a sprint. Gupta, with his NIKE, wins the sprint easily,
follwing which his wife takes him to the hospital...

Tushar's Room:
Tushar finds a LAN point and hooks his comp to it. Then he does an ssh
somewhere and starts Quake online....his wife continues to sit alone on
the bed....

Kranti's Room:
....someone tiptoes up to the bed, draws aside the mosquito net and sits
on the bed, and lifts the ghunghat - and lo! Behold!! There's Kranti!
Kranti, with a quick shake of the head moves the hair away from his
face. Then he removes the mattress and sheets from the bed, takes down
the mosquito net and hangs it across the middle of the bed....and starts
playing TT with his patented body swing...

Note:
Something went wrong with the camera in Ameya's room, if anyone has
knowledge of what happened there, please share with us....

Lord of PJs - Review

Scintillating stuff from A S M Vaidya. We have seen J R R Tolkein, we have seen J K Rowling, "Who would be the next ?" we have asked. In the age of quick fame, amidst the rush of Maximum Time Pass, who has the skill, the grand vision to pen down an epic ? The answer is here at last. The next successor in the line of epic writers strarting with Valmiki and Ved Vyas.

Lord of the PJs, first published in h4@cse is in the tradition of those masterful "Unputdownables" that have held people in thrall for centuries. Based on real events, this series easily outshines previous efforts bearing similar names. It tells the story of once happy and easygoing inmates of H4 who were sentenced to the dark gloom of an unstoppable stream of PJs by the Dark Lord of the PJs. Read "Fellowship of the PJs" to know how the dark magic of the PJs drew one h4ite after another into its folds.

"The two towers" delivers on the promises left by its predecessor, desribes the hope and despair of the people as they brace up for the ultimate challenge. How will it all end? Will there be someone to deliver us all from the PJs of power? Hold your breath for the final showdown...

Lord of PJs

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Subject: Lord of PJs
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 14:14:54 +0530
From: Ameya Vaidya
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in

Part - I : Fellowship of PJs
----------------------------

Once upon a time not very long ago, normal students were leading normal lives at IIT Bombay. They would wake up early in the wee hours of the afternoon, go for tiffin, chat around a bit and exercise their playing muscles in the evening. Post-dinner, the normal work-hours would commence with everybody running helter-skelter trying to beat the 12:00 midnight submission deadlines. Post midnight would be reserved for movies, Friends and sundry other entertainments, till the end of the day at sunrise. Life was quiet and charming, punctuated by an occasional birthday bash or a treat.

But, as you must have already guessed, for any story that begins with a "once upon a time...", the cute picture painted in the opening paragraph cannot subsist beyond the second. And at this point, must, enters our story, the villain, the notorious Kedar Godbole. With all his wit and humour, he laid a systematic trap of PJs into which, were drawn all the unwitting people of the land one by one.

Like all men of honour, they prefered to fight their battle alone and paid the price. The first to fall was tiny Vaibhav Gupta. He was followed soon after by Naval Vaidya. Even the indomitable Saurabh Joshi could not resist the growing power of Kedar's PJs. All hopes now rested on the MLC. Can the MLC redeem the lost cause of sanity and restore the world to order?

Part II: The Two Towers
-----------------------

The MLC was the last hope for the World of Sane People, the last vestige of freedom, the last ray of moonshine. The battlelines were drawn, the forces amassed. The world braced itself to witness the mother of all battles.

The two stepped on to the battlefield, weapons drawn, eyes red. As expected Kedar fired the first salvo -- a PJ about the Earth being "flat". It hit the world like a whirlwind. Everyone was watching the MLC expectedly. What would its response be? Surely, such a drab PJ will not go unpunished. The MLC raised its head; its eyes were red; its nostrils swelling. It opened its mouth and ---
--- and fired a PJ about the Earth being a "bungalow".

For a long time the world could not understand what hit it. What was happening? Did we hear it correclty? The MLC, the Guardian of all Sane Men, had joined forces with the Enemy! All hope was lost now. Everything was ruined.

And thus were born the "Two Towers of PJs". Together the two towers would rein the world for decades to come. The world awaits; awaits a hobbit who can free it from the evil ring of PJs.

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

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Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 02:01:55 +0530
From: Ameya Vaidya
To: Vaibhav Gupta
CC: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
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Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>
>
> are to marathi mai bolena ka na ;)
>
> by the way "Ichthyophthirius multifiliis" is just dict stuff, even i
> donot know it .... it looks interesting so i posted it :-)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yeah,

We googled for it. Its an ich (white spot) causing parasite for fish
(yeah that's right).

http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/FA006

Ichthyophthirius multifiliis is a ciliated protozoan which causes "Ich"
or "white spot disease." This disease is a major problem to aquarists
and commercial fish producers world wide. Ichthyophthirius is an
important disease of tropical fish, goldfish, and food fish. The disease
is highly contagious and spreads rapidly from one fish to another. It
can be particularly severe when fish are crowded. While many protozoans
reproduce by simple division, a single "Ich" organism can multiply into
hundreds of new parasites. This organism is an obligate parasite which
means that it cannot survive unless live fish are present. It is capable
of causing massive mortality within a short time. An outbreak of "Ich"
is an emergency situation which requires immediate treatment: if left
untreated, this disease may result in 100% mortality.

>
> -VG
>
> On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Ameya Vaidya wrote:
>
>> Abey yaar, Gupta, teri zabaan thoda galaat language bol raheli hai,
>> Achyut bhai apun ki Bambayiya boli bol rela tha, Linauss bhai ki
>> Zoological Latin nahi bey.
>>
>> Shudh Grammar mey bole to, yeha pey, 'ich' ek preposition hai, noun nahi.
>>
>> Samjha kya?
>>
>>
>>
>> On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>>
>>>>> Oh god ...I thought it is in PRIVATE scope;)
>>>>>
>>>>> correct me IF i am wrong.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> tera scope ich nahin hain!
>>>
>>>
>>> do you want to say "Ichthyophthirius multifiliis" ???
>>>
>>> ~V
>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 01:36:48 +0530 (IST)
From: Vaibhav Gupta
To: Ameya Vaidya
CC: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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are to marathi mai bolena ka na ;)

by the way "Ichthyophthirius multifiliis" is just dict stuff, even i donot
know it .... it looks interesting so i posted it :-)

-VG

On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Ameya Vaidya wrote:

> Abey yaar, Gupta, teri zabaan thoda galaat language bol raheli hai, Achyut
> bhai apun ki Bambayiya boli bol rela tha, Linauss bhai ki Zoological Latin
> nahi bey.
>
> Shudh Grammar mey bole to, yeha pey, 'ich' ek preposition hai, noun nahi.
>
> Samjha kya?
>
>
>
> On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>
>>>> Oh god ...I thought it is in PRIVATE scope;)
>>>>
>>>> correct me IF i am wrong.
>>>
>>> tera scope ich nahin hain!
>>
>> do you want to say "Ichthyophthirius multifiliis" ???
>>
>> ~V
>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 01:28:48 +0530 (IST)
From: Ameya Vaidya
To: Vaibhav Gupta
CC: Achyut Jagtap , h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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Abey yaar, Gupta, teri zabaan thoda galaat language bol raheli hai,
Achyut bhai apun ki Bambayiya boli bol rela tha, Linauss bhai ki
Zoological Latin nahi bey.

Shudh Grammar mey bole to, yeha pey, 'ich' ek preposition hai, noun nahi.

Samjha kya?

On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:

>>> Oh god ...I thought it is in PRIVATE scope;)
>>>
>>> correct me IF i am wrong.
>>
>> tera scope ich nahin hain!
>
> do you want to say "Ichthyophthirius multifiliis" ???
>
> ~V
>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:34:58 +0530 (IST)
From: Achyut Jagtap
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:

> Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:21:57 +0530 (IST)
> From: Vaibhav Gupta
> To: Achyut Jagtap
> Cc: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
> Subject: Re: YAPJ
>
> On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>
>>>
>>> this is not saurabh. This is `saurabh - 1` . After every mail
>>> saurabh is decreasing his value ;) What is the scope of this variable:D
>> ^^^^^^^
>>
> microscope!!!
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
> Oh god ...I thought it is in PRIVATE scope;)
>
> correct me IF i am wrong.

tera scope ich nahin hain!

-Achyut.
>
>> -Achyut.
>>
>

--
I shall live forever or die in the attempt.
-Voltaire

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Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 01:09:18 +0530
From: Rik Sarkar
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
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> do you want to say "Ichthyophthirius multifiliis" ???
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
yeh kya hai ?

Vaibhav Gupta wrote:

>>> Oh god ...I thought it is in PRIVATE scope;)
>>>
>>> correct me IF i am wrong.
>>
>>
>> tera scope ich nahin hain!
>
>
> do you want to say "Ichthyophthirius multifiliis" ???
>
> ~V
>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:32:53 +0530 (IST)
From: Vaibhav Gupta
To: Achyut Jagtap
CC: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
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>> Oh god ...I thought it is in PRIVATE scope;)
>>
>> correct me IF i am wrong.
>
> tera scope ich nahin hain!

do you want to say "Ichthyophthirius multifiliis" ???

~V

>>>
>>
>
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:21:57 +0530 (IST)
From: Vaibhav Gupta
To: Achyut Jagtap
CC: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
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On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Achyut Jagtap wrote:

>>
>> this is not saurabh. This is `saurabh - 1` . After every mail
>> saurabh is decreasing his value ;) What is the scope of this variable:D
> ^^^^^^^
>
microscope!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Oh god ...I thought it is in PRIVATE scope;)

correct me IF i am wrong.

> -Achyut.
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:19:02 +0530 (IST)
From: Achyut Jagtap
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:

>
> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Joshi Saurabh wrote:
>
>> hm... this seems to be the effect of mangeling pointers. no matter in
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>> which scope the conversation is guptav always refer to nslookup. c'mon
> ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>> yaar.. free up the memory and do some garbage collection. iit would not be
> ^^^^ ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>> as clean if you dont do it effectively.. :D
> ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^
> lagta hai FP project ka bahut aasar hua hai .... Install hua kai nahi ;)
>
>> --saurabh
> ^^^^^^^^^
>
> this is not saurabh. This is `saurabh - 1` . After every mail
> saurabh is decreasing his value ;) What is the scope of this variable:D
^^^^^^^
microscope!!!
-Achyut.

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:01:38 +0530 (IST)
From: Vaibhav Gupta
To: Joshi Saurabh
CC: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Joshi Saurabh wrote:

> hm... this seems to be the effect of mangeling pointers. no matter in
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> which scope the conversation is guptav always refer to nslookup. c'mon
^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^

> yaar.. free up the memory and do some garbage collection. iit would not be
^^^^ ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> as clean if you dont do it effectively.. :D
^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^
lagta hai FP project ka bahut aasar hua hai .... Install hua kai nahi ;)

> --saurabh
^^^^^^^^^

this is not saurabh. This is `saurabh - 1` . After every mail
saurabh is decreasing his value ;) What is the scope of this variable:D

>
>
>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Joshi Saurabh wrote:
>>
>>> i guess ripul needs YAPJ because from his laughter it seems he is under
>>> pressure ( > 100 kg-f/sq ft) or may be he is inducing the pressure on (
>>> round, flat, ellipsoid, triangle or whatever ) earth :D
>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>
>
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 23:32:09 +0530 (IST)
From: Joshi Saurabh
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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<423EA6EA.3010609@cse.iitb.ac.in>

<423EB4FA.6000306@cse.iitb.ac.in>

<20050321154347.GB22975@anakin.ncst.ernet.in><38825.10.144.2.1.1111423483.squirrel@www.cse.iitb.ac.in>

hm... this seems to be the effect of mangeling pointers. no matter in
which scope the conversation is guptav always refer to nslookup. c'mon
yaar.. free up the memory and do some garbage collection. iit would not be
as clean if you dont do it effectively.. :D
--saurabh

> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Joshi Saurabh wrote:
>
>> i guess ripul needs YAPJ because from his laughter it seems he is under
>> pressure ( > 100 kg-f/sq ft) or may be he is inducing the pressure on (
>> round, flat, ellipsoid, triangle or whatever ) earth :D
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>

--
Saurabh Joshi
Project RA (CFDVS),
Dept of CSE,
IIT Bombay -400076

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 22:19:37 +0530 (IST)
From: Vaibhav Gupta
To: Joshi Saurabh
CC: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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<423EA6EA.3010609@cse.iitb.ac.in>

<423EB4FA.6000306@cse.iitb.ac.in>

<20050321154347.GB22975@anakin.ncst.ernet.in>
<38825.10.144.2.1.1111423483.squirrel@www.cse.iitb.ac.in>

On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Joshi Saurabh wrote:

> i guess ripul needs YAPJ because from his laughter it seems he is under
> pressure ( > 100 kg-f/sq ft) or may be he is inducing the pressure on (
> round, flat, ellipsoid, triangle or whatever ) earth :D
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

this is how 'nslookup' works ;)

>
> --saurabh
>> On Mon, Mar 21, 2005 at 05:26:13PM +0530, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>>> I know you meant it in terms of p + 'i'j. I dont think I will need it
>>> then.
>>> Everything will be complete well before time :D.
>> Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha Ha
>> Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
>>
>> Sorry, could not stop laughing for a long time.
>>
>>
>>> Maybe will send it for you
>>> guys :p
>>>
>>> -Achyut.
>>
>
>
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 22:14:43 +0530 (IST)
From: Joshi Saurabh
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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<423EA6EA.3010609@cse.iitb.ac.in>

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<20050321154347.GB22975@anakin.ncst.ernet.in>

i guess ripul needs YAPJ because from his laughter it seems he is under
pressure ( > 100 kg-f/sq ft) or may be he is inducing the pressure on (
round, flat, ellipsoid, triangle or whatever ) earth :D

--saurabh
> On Mon, Mar 21, 2005 at 05:26:13PM +0530, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>> I know you meant it in terms of p + 'i'j. I dont think I will need it
>> then.
>> Everything will be complete well before time :D.
> Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha Ha
> Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
>
> Sorry, could not stop laughing for a long time.
>
>
>> Maybe will send it for you
>> guys :p
>>
>> -Achyut.
>

--
Saurabh Joshi
Project RA (CFDVS),
Dept of CSE,
IIT Bombay -400076

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 17:27:48 +0530
From: Rik Sarkar
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in

>Everything will be complete well before time
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:-))))))))))))))))))))))
>Maybe will send it for you guys :p
Please do, we won't survive otherwise

Achyut Jagtap wrote:

> I know you meant it in terms of p + 'i'j. I dont think I will need it
> then.
> Everything will be complete well before time :D. Maybe will send it
> for you
> guys :p
>
> -Achyut.
>
> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>
>> I meant i as in p+ij. May be you are right, that is, the j here is
>> dependent on 't'. Try sending it during our 3rd stage submission :-)
>>
>> Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>>
>>> Had heard this one about 2 years back and couldnt stop laughing!
>>> Thoroughly enjoyed it then. Try recalling this when you are under
>>> pressure (>= 10 Pascal) say some submission or so, takes a lot of
>>> load off. worked for me then at office :-).
>>>
>>> Rik, I donot know what dimension you are looking at, the J element
>>> is present in all the dimensions! :-)
>>>
>>> -Achyut.
>>>
>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>>>
>>>> The 'P' part is obvious, but what about the 'J' vector ? Even a
>>>> search of the 'i' dimension did not yield any 'J' in this :-)
>>>>
>>>> Kedar Godbole wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> YAPJ (Yet Another PJ):
>>>>>
>>>>> A monkey climbed onto a mango tree and saw a donkey sitting
>>>>> there. It was surprised and asked the donkey:"What are you doing
>>>>> up here?". The donkey said:"Eating apples". The monkey said:"But
>>>>> this is a mango tree, you donkey!". The donkey said:"I know, I
>>>>> have got some apples along with me".
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> (This space has been intentionally left blank. This is where u
>>>>> fill in ur laughter)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Bye,
>>>>> Kedar
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Kedar Godbole wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I believe the origin of paf videos is paf itself...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Where does one get the Paf videos from?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> -Achyut.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:35:01 +0530 (IST)
>>>>>>>> From: Vaibhav Gupta
>>>>>>>> To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
>>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Doubt in Mahabharat
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Those who have any doubts just go and watch yesterday's PAF
>>>>>>>> video ;)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> or
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ask rik or me ;)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> -VG
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> This just proves that the information structure of h4@cse is
>>>>>>>>> 'round'. It does not prove anything about the Earth. The Earth
>>>>>>>>> in fact, is flat as can be - see(When it is published) J.
>>>>>>>>> Jain, "On the structure of Earth and its implications on
>>>>>>>>> evolution", Physical Review Letters, Jan 2006.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ameya Vaidya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Repost!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Another proof of Ameya_Tushar Theory of Round Earth ;)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 20 Mar 2005, Kranti Goyal wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Â
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Doubt in Mahabharat :
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> In some remote village of India, one masterji is
>>>>>>>>>>>> teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He
>>>>>>>>>>>> is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's
>>>>>>>>>>>> 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First
>>>>>>>>>>>> son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Second one is born n kansa throws him off the
>>>>>>>>>>>> mountain peak. Third one is born..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
>>>>>>>>>>>> hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> confused)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt
>>>>>>>>>>>> in mahabharata then how come u have one?"
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
>>>>>>>>>>>> was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT
>>>>>>>>>>>> 'VASUDEV' AND' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL ???
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Masterji fainted.........................
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 17:26:13 +0530 (IST)
From: Achyut Jagtap
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References: <20050319153348.1669.qmail@webmail35.rediffmail.com>


<423E70B1.6090208@cse.iitb.ac.in>




<423EA6EA.3010609@cse.iitb.ac.in>

<423EB4FA.6000306@cse.iitb.ac.in>

I know you meant it in terms of p + 'i'j. I dont think I will need it then.
Everything will be complete well before time :D. Maybe will send it for you
guys :p

-Achyut.

On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:

> I meant i as in p+ij. May be you are right, that is, the j here is dependent
> on 't'. Try sending it during our 3rd stage submission :-)
>
> Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>
>> Had heard this one about 2 years back and couldnt stop laughing! Thoroughly
>> enjoyed it then. Try recalling this when you are under
>> pressure (>= 10 Pascal) say some submission or so, takes a lot of load off.
>> worked for me then at office :-).
>>
>> Rik, I donot know what dimension you are looking at, the J element is
>> present in all the dimensions! :-)
>>
>> -Achyut.
>>
>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>>
>>> The 'P' part is obvious, but what about the 'J' vector ? Even a search of
>>> the 'i' dimension did not yield any 'J' in this :-)
>>>
>>> Kedar Godbole wrote:
>>>
>>>> YAPJ (Yet Another PJ):
>>>>
>>>> A monkey climbed onto a mango tree and saw a donkey sitting there. It
>>>> was surprised and asked the donkey:"What are you doing up here?". The
>>>> donkey said:"Eating apples". The monkey said:"But this is a mango tree,
>>>> you donkey!". The donkey said:"I know, I have got some apples along with
>>>> me".
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> (This space has been intentionally left blank. This is where u fill in ur
>>>> laughter)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bye,
>>>> Kedar
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Kedar Godbole wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I believe the origin of paf videos is paf itself...
>>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Where does one get the Paf videos from?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> -Achyut.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:35:01 +0530 (IST)
>>>>>>> From: Vaibhav Gupta
>>>>>>> To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Doubt in Mahabharat
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Those who have any doubts just go and watch yesterday's PAF video ;)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> or
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ask rik or me ;)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> -VG
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> This just proves that the information structure of h4@cse is 'round'.
>>>>>>>> It does not prove anything about the Earth. The Earth in fact, is
>>>>>>>> flat as can be - see(When it is published) J. Jain, "On the structure
>>>>>>>> of Earth and its implications on evolution", Physical Review Letters,
>>>>>>>> Jan 2006.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ameya Vaidya wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Repost!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Another proof of Ameya_Tushar Theory of Round Earth ;)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 20 Mar 2005, Kranti Goyal wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Â
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Doubt in Mahabharat :
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> In some remote village of India, one masterji is
>>>>>>>>>>> teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He
>>>>>>>>>>> is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's
>>>>>>>>>>> 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First
>>>>>>>>>>> son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
>>>>>>>>>>> Second one is born n kansa throws him off the
>>>>>>>>>>> mountain peak. Third one is born..."
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
>>>>>>>>>>> hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> confused)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt
>>>>>>>>>>> in mahabharata then how come u have one?"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
>>>>>>>>>>> was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT
>>>>>>>>>>> 'VASUDEV' AND' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL ???
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Masterji fainted.........................
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>>
>

--
I shall live forever or die in the attempt.
-Voltaire

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 17:20:18 +0530
From: Rik Sarkar
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References: <20050319153348.1669.qmail@webmail35.rediffmail.com>


<423E70B1.6090208@cse.iitb.ac.in>




<423EA6EA.3010609@cse.iitb.ac.in>

I meant i as in p+ij. May be you are right, that is, the j here is
dependent on 't'. Try sending it during our 3rd stage submission :-)

Achyut Jagtap wrote:

> Had heard this one about 2 years back and couldnt stop laughing!
> Thoroughly enjoyed it then. Try recalling this when you are under
> pressure (>= 10 Pascal) say some submission or so, takes a lot of load
> off. worked for me then at office :-).
>
> Rik, I donot know what dimension you are looking at, the J element is
> present in all the dimensions! :-)
>
> -Achyut.
>
> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>
>> The 'P' part is obvious, but what about the 'J' vector ? Even a
>> search of the 'i' dimension did not yield any 'J' in this :-)
>>
>> Kedar Godbole wrote:
>>
>>> YAPJ (Yet Another PJ):
>>>
>>> A monkey climbed onto a mango tree and saw a donkey sitting
>>> there. It was surprised and asked the donkey:"What are you doing up
>>> here?". The donkey said:"Eating apples". The monkey said:"But this
>>> is a mango tree, you donkey!". The donkey said:"I know, I have got
>>> some apples along with me".
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> (This space has been intentionally left blank. This is where u fill
>>> in ur laughter)
>>>
>>>
>>> Bye,
>>> Kedar
>>>
>>>
>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Kedar Godbole wrote:
>>>
>>>> I believe the origin of paf videos is paf itself...
>>>>
>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Where does one get the Paf videos from?
>>>>>
>>>>> -Achyut.
>>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:35:01 +0530 (IST)
>>>>>> From: Vaibhav Gupta
>>>>>> To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
>>>>>> Subject: Re: Doubt in Mahabharat
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Those who have any doubts just go and watch yesterday's PAF video ;)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> or
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ask rik or me ;)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> -VG
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> This just proves that the information structure of h4@cse is
>>>>>>> 'round'. It does not prove anything about the Earth. The Earth
>>>>>>> in fact, is flat as can be - see(When it is published) J. Jain,
>>>>>>> "On the structure of Earth and its implications on evolution",
>>>>>>> Physical Review Letters, Jan 2006.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ameya Vaidya wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Repost!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Another proof of Ameya_Tushar Theory of Round Earth ;)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 20 Mar 2005, Kranti Goyal wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Â
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Doubt in Mahabharat :
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In some remote village of India, one masterji is
>>>>>>>>>> teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He
>>>>>>>>>> is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's
>>>>>>>>>> 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First
>>>>>>>>>> son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
>>>>>>>>>> Second one is born n kansa throws him off the
>>>>>>>>>> mountain peak. Third one is born..."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
>>>>>>>>>> hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> confused)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt
>>>>>>>>>> in mahabharata then how come u have one?"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
>>>>>>>>>> was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT
>>>>>>>>>> 'VASUDEV' AND' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL ???
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Masterji fainted.........................
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 17:15:29 +0530 (IST)
From: Achyut Jagtap
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References: <20050319153348.1669.qmail@webmail35.rediffmail.com>


<423E70B1.6090208@cse.iitb.ac.in>




<423EA6EA.3010609@cse.iitb.ac.in>

Had heard this one about 2 years back and couldnt stop laughing!
Thoroughly enjoyed it then. Try recalling this when you are under
pressure (>= 10 Pascal) say some submission or so, takes a lot of
load off. worked for me then at office :-).

Rik, I donot know what dimension you are looking at, the J element
is present in all the dimensions! :-)

-Achyut.

On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:

> The 'P' part is obvious, but what about the 'J' vector ? Even a search of
> the 'i' dimension did not yield any 'J' in this :-)
>
> Kedar Godbole wrote:
>
>> YAPJ (Yet Another PJ):
>>
>> A monkey climbed onto a mango tree and saw a donkey sitting there. It
>> was surprised and asked the donkey:"What are you doing up here?". The
>> donkey said:"Eating apples". The monkey said:"But this is a mango tree, you
>> donkey!". The donkey said:"I know, I have got some apples along with me".
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> (This space has been intentionally left blank. This is where u fill in ur
>> laughter)
>>
>>
>> Bye,
>> Kedar
>>
>>
>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Kedar Godbole wrote:
>>
>>> I believe the origin of paf videos is paf itself...
>>>
>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>>>
>>>> Where does one get the Paf videos from?
>>>>
>>>> -Achyut.
>>>>
>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:35:01 +0530 (IST)
>>>>> From: Vaibhav Gupta
>>>>> To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
>>>>> Subject: Re: Doubt in Mahabharat
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Those who have any doubts just go and watch yesterday's PAF video ;)
>>>>>
>>>>> or
>>>>>
>>>>> Ask rik or me ;)
>>>>>
>>>>> -VG
>>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> This just proves that the information structure of h4@cse is 'round'.
>>>>>> It does not prove anything about the Earth. The Earth in fact, is flat
>>>>>> as can be - see(When it is published) J. Jain, "On the structure of
>>>>>> Earth and its implications on evolution", Physical Review Letters, Jan
>>>>>> 2006.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ameya Vaidya wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Repost!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Another proof of Ameya_Tushar Theory of Round Earth ;)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 20 Mar 2005, Kranti Goyal wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Â
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Doubt in Mahabharat :
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> In some remote village of India, one masterji is
>>>>>>>>> teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He
>>>>>>>>> is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's
>>>>>>>>> 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First
>>>>>>>>> son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
>>>>>>>>> Second one is born n kansa throws him off the
>>>>>>>>> mountain peak. Third one is born..."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
>>>>>>>>> hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> confused)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt
>>>>>>>>> in mahabharata then how come u have one?"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
>>>>>>>>> was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT
>>>>>>>>> 'VASUDEV' AND' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL ???
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Masterji fainted.........................
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>

--
I shall live forever or die in the attempt.
-Voltaire

[Fwd: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 16:07:48 +0530 (IST)
From: Kedar Godbole
To: Achyut Jagtap
CC: Vaibhav Gupta , h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References: <20050319153348.1669.qmail@webmail35.rediffmail.com>


<423E70B1.6090208@cse.iitb.ac.in>

YAPJ (Yet Another PJ):

A monkey climbed onto a mango tree and saw a donkey sitting there. It
was surprised and asked the donkey:"What are you doing up here?". The
donkey said:"Eating apples". The monkey said:"But this is a mango tree,
you donkey!". The donkey said:"I know, I have got some apples along with
me".

(This space has been intentionally left blank. This is where u fill in ur
laughter)

Bye,
Kedar

On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Kedar Godbole wrote:

> I believe the origin of paf videos is paf itself...
>
> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>
>> Where does one get the Paf videos from?
>>
>> -Achyut.
>>
>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>>
>>> Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:35:01 +0530 (IST)
>>> From: Vaibhav Gupta
>>> To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
>>> Subject: Re: Doubt in Mahabharat
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Those who have any doubts just go and watch yesterday's PAF video ;)
>>>
>>> or
>>>
>>> Ask rik or me ;)
>>>
>>> -VG
>>>
>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>>>
>>>> This just proves that the information structure of h4@cse is 'round'. It
>>>> does not prove anything about the Earth. The Earth in fact, is flat as
>>>> can be - see(When it is published) J. Jain, "On the structure of Earth
>>>> and its implications on evolution", Physical Review Letters, Jan 2006.
>>>>
>>>> Ameya Vaidya wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Repost!
>>>>>
>>>>> Another proof of Ameya_Tushar Theory of Round Earth ;)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 20 Mar 2005, Kranti Goyal wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Â
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Doubt in Mahabharat :
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In some remote village of India, one masterji is
>>>>>>> teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He
>>>>>>> is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's
>>>>>>> 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First
>>>>>>> son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
>>>>>>> Second one is born n kansa throws him off the
>>>>>>> mountain peak. Third one is born..."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
>>>>>>> hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> confused)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt
>>>>>>> in mahabharata then how come u have one?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
>>>>>>> was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT
>>>>>>> 'VASUDEV' AND' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL ???
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Masterji fainted.........................
>>>>>>
>>>
>>
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 16:20:18 +0530
From: Rik Sarkar
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References: <20050319153348.1669.qmail@webmail35.rediffmail.com>


<423E70B1.6090208@cse.iitb.ac.in>

The 'P' part is obvious, but what about the 'J' vector ? Even a search
of the 'i' dimension did not yield any 'J' in this :-)

Kedar Godbole wrote:

> YAPJ (Yet Another PJ):
>
> A monkey climbed onto a mango tree and saw a donkey sitting there.
> It was surprised and asked the donkey:"What are you doing up here?".
> The donkey said:"Eating apples". The monkey said:"But this is a mango
> tree, you donkey!". The donkey said:"I know, I have got some apples
> along with me".
>
>
>
>
>
> (This space has been intentionally left blank. This is where u fill in
> ur laughter)
>
>
> Bye,
> Kedar
>
>
> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Kedar Godbole wrote:
>
>> I believe the origin of paf videos is paf itself...
>>
>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>>
>>> Where does one get the Paf videos from?
>>>
>>> -Achyut.
>>>
>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>>>
>>>> Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:35:01 +0530 (IST)
>>>> From: Vaibhav Gupta
>>>> To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
>>>> Subject: Re: Doubt in Mahabharat
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Those who have any doubts just go and watch yesterday's PAF video ;)
>>>>
>>>> or
>>>>
>>>> Ask rik or me ;)
>>>>
>>>> -VG
>>>>
>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> This just proves that the information structure of h4@cse is
>>>>> 'round'. It does not prove anything about the Earth. The Earth in
>>>>> fact, is flat as can be - see(When it is published) J. Jain, "On
>>>>> the structure of Earth and its implications on evolution",
>>>>> Physical Review Letters, Jan 2006.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ameya Vaidya wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Repost!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Another proof of Ameya_Tushar Theory of Round Earth ;)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 20 Mar 2005, Kranti Goyal wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Â
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Doubt in Mahabharat :
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> In some remote village of India, one masterji is
>>>>>>>> teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He
>>>>>>>> is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's
>>>>>>>> 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First
>>>>>>>> son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
>>>>>>>> Second one is born n kansa throws him off the
>>>>>>>> mountain peak. Third one is born..."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
>>>>>>>> hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> confused)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt
>>>>>>>> in mahabharata then how come u have one?"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
>>>>>>>> was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT
>>>>>>>> 'VASUDEV' AND' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL ???
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Masterji fainted.........................
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>

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