Lord of PJs - Review

Scintillating stuff from A S M Vaidya. We have seen J R R Tolkein, we have seen J K Rowling, "Who would be the next ?" we have asked. In the age of quick fame, amidst the rush of Maximum Time Pass, who has the skill, the grand vision to pen down an epic ? The answer is here at last. The next successor in the line of epic writers strarting with Valmiki and Ved Vyas.

Lord of the PJs, first published in h4@cse is in the tradition of those masterful "Unputdownables" that have held people in thrall for centuries. Based on real events, this series easily outshines previous efforts bearing similar names. It tells the story of once happy and easygoing inmates of H4 who were sentenced to the dark gloom of an unstoppable stream of PJs by the Dark Lord of the PJs. Read "Fellowship of the PJs" to know how the dark magic of the PJs drew one h4ite after another into its folds.

"The two towers" delivers on the promises left by its predecessor, desribes the hope and despair of the people as they brace up for the ultimate challenge. How will it all end? Will there be someone to deliver us all from the PJs of power? Hold your breath for the final showdown...

Lord of PJs

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Lord of PJs
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 14:14:54 +0530
From: Ameya Vaidya
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in

Part - I : Fellowship of PJs
----------------------------

Once upon a time not very long ago, normal students were leading normal lives at IIT Bombay. They would wake up early in the wee hours of the afternoon, go for tiffin, chat around a bit and exercise their playing muscles in the evening. Post-dinner, the normal work-hours would commence with everybody running helter-skelter trying to beat the 12:00 midnight submission deadlines. Post midnight would be reserved for movies, Friends and sundry other entertainments, till the end of the day at sunrise. Life was quiet and charming, punctuated by an occasional birthday bash or a treat.

But, as you must have already guessed, for any story that begins with a "once upon a time...", the cute picture painted in the opening paragraph cannot subsist beyond the second. And at this point, must, enters our story, the villain, the notorious Kedar Godbole. With all his wit and humour, he laid a systematic trap of PJs into which, were drawn all the unwitting people of the land one by one.

Like all men of honour, they prefered to fight their battle alone and paid the price. The first to fall was tiny Vaibhav Gupta. He was followed soon after by Naval Vaidya. Even the indomitable Saurabh Joshi could not resist the growing power of Kedar's PJs. All hopes now rested on the MLC. Can the MLC redeem the lost cause of sanity and restore the world to order?

Part II: The Two Towers
-----------------------

The MLC was the last hope for the World of Sane People, the last vestige of freedom, the last ray of moonshine. The battlelines were drawn, the forces amassed. The world braced itself to witness the mother of all battles.

The two stepped on to the battlefield, weapons drawn, eyes red. As expected Kedar fired the first salvo -- a PJ about the Earth being "flat". It hit the world like a whirlwind. Everyone was watching the MLC expectedly. What would its response be? Surely, such a drab PJ will not go unpunished. The MLC raised its head; its eyes were red; its nostrils swelling. It opened its mouth and ---
--- and fired a PJ about the Earth being a "bungalow".

For a long time the world could not understand what hit it. What was happening? Did we hear it correclty? The MLC, the Guardian of all Sane Men, had joined forces with the Enemy! All hope was lost now. Everything was ruined.

And thus were born the "Two Towers of PJs". Together the two towers would rein the world for decades to come. The world awaits; awaits a hobbit who can free it from the evil ring of PJs.

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 02:01:55 +0530
From: Ameya Vaidya
To: Vaibhav Gupta
CC: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:




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Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>
>
> are to marathi mai bolena ka na ;)
>
> by the way "Ichthyophthirius multifiliis" is just dict stuff, even i
> donot know it .... it looks interesting so i posted it :-)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yeah,

We googled for it. Its an ich (white spot) causing parasite for fish
(yeah that's right).

http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/FA006

Ichthyophthirius multifiliis is a ciliated protozoan which causes "Ich"
or "white spot disease." This disease is a major problem to aquarists
and commercial fish producers world wide. Ichthyophthirius is an
important disease of tropical fish, goldfish, and food fish. The disease
is highly contagious and spreads rapidly from one fish to another. It
can be particularly severe when fish are crowded. While many protozoans
reproduce by simple division, a single "Ich" organism can multiply into
hundreds of new parasites. This organism is an obligate parasite which
means that it cannot survive unless live fish are present. It is capable
of causing massive mortality within a short time. An outbreak of "Ich"
is an emergency situation which requires immediate treatment: if left
untreated, this disease may result in 100% mortality.

>
> -VG
>
> On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Ameya Vaidya wrote:
>
>> Abey yaar, Gupta, teri zabaan thoda galaat language bol raheli hai,
>> Achyut bhai apun ki Bambayiya boli bol rela tha, Linauss bhai ki
>> Zoological Latin nahi bey.
>>
>> Shudh Grammar mey bole to, yeha pey, 'ich' ek preposition hai, noun nahi.
>>
>> Samjha kya?
>>
>>
>>
>> On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>>
>>>>> Oh god ...I thought it is in PRIVATE scope;)
>>>>>
>>>>> correct me IF i am wrong.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> tera scope ich nahin hain!
>>>
>>>
>>> do you want to say "Ichthyophthirius multifiliis" ???
>>>
>>> ~V
>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 01:36:48 +0530 (IST)
From: Vaibhav Gupta
To: Ameya Vaidya
CC: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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are to marathi mai bolena ka na ;)

by the way "Ichthyophthirius multifiliis" is just dict stuff, even i donot
know it .... it looks interesting so i posted it :-)

-VG

On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Ameya Vaidya wrote:

> Abey yaar, Gupta, teri zabaan thoda galaat language bol raheli hai, Achyut
> bhai apun ki Bambayiya boli bol rela tha, Linauss bhai ki Zoological Latin
> nahi bey.
>
> Shudh Grammar mey bole to, yeha pey, 'ich' ek preposition hai, noun nahi.
>
> Samjha kya?
>
>
>
> On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>
>>>> Oh god ...I thought it is in PRIVATE scope;)
>>>>
>>>> correct me IF i am wrong.
>>>
>>> tera scope ich nahin hain!
>>
>> do you want to say "Ichthyophthirius multifiliis" ???
>>
>> ~V
>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 01:28:48 +0530 (IST)
From: Ameya Vaidya
To: Vaibhav Gupta
CC: Achyut Jagtap , h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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Abey yaar, Gupta, teri zabaan thoda galaat language bol raheli hai,
Achyut bhai apun ki Bambayiya boli bol rela tha, Linauss bhai ki
Zoological Latin nahi bey.

Shudh Grammar mey bole to, yeha pey, 'ich' ek preposition hai, noun nahi.

Samjha kya?

On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:

>>> Oh god ...I thought it is in PRIVATE scope;)
>>>
>>> correct me IF i am wrong.
>>
>> tera scope ich nahin hain!
>
> do you want to say "Ichthyophthirius multifiliis" ???
>
> ~V
>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:34:58 +0530 (IST)
From: Achyut Jagtap
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:

> Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:21:57 +0530 (IST)
> From: Vaibhav Gupta
> To: Achyut Jagtap
> Cc: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
> Subject: Re: YAPJ
>
> On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>
>>>
>>> this is not saurabh. This is `saurabh - 1` . After every mail
>>> saurabh is decreasing his value ;) What is the scope of this variable:D
>> ^^^^^^^
>>
> microscope!!!
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
> Oh god ...I thought it is in PRIVATE scope;)
>
> correct me IF i am wrong.

tera scope ich nahin hain!

-Achyut.
>
>> -Achyut.
>>
>

--
I shall live forever or die in the attempt.
-Voltaire

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 01:09:18 +0530
From: Rik Sarkar
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
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> do you want to say "Ichthyophthirius multifiliis" ???
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
yeh kya hai ?

Vaibhav Gupta wrote:

>>> Oh god ...I thought it is in PRIVATE scope;)
>>>
>>> correct me IF i am wrong.
>>
>>
>> tera scope ich nahin hain!
>
>
> do you want to say "Ichthyophthirius multifiliis" ???
>
> ~V
>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:32:53 +0530 (IST)
From: Vaibhav Gupta
To: Achyut Jagtap
CC: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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>> Oh god ...I thought it is in PRIVATE scope;)
>>
>> correct me IF i am wrong.
>
> tera scope ich nahin hain!

do you want to say "Ichthyophthirius multifiliis" ???

~V

>>>
>>
>
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:21:57 +0530 (IST)
From: Vaibhav Gupta
To: Achyut Jagtap
CC: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Achyut Jagtap wrote:

>>
>> this is not saurabh. This is `saurabh - 1` . After every mail
>> saurabh is decreasing his value ;) What is the scope of this variable:D
> ^^^^^^^
>
microscope!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Oh god ...I thought it is in PRIVATE scope;)

correct me IF i am wrong.

> -Achyut.
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:19:02 +0530 (IST)
From: Achyut Jagtap
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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On Tue, 22 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:

>
> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Joshi Saurabh wrote:
>
>> hm... this seems to be the effect of mangeling pointers. no matter in
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>> which scope the conversation is guptav always refer to nslookup. c'mon
> ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>> yaar.. free up the memory and do some garbage collection. iit would not be
> ^^^^ ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>> as clean if you dont do it effectively.. :D
> ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^
> lagta hai FP project ka bahut aasar hua hai .... Install hua kai nahi ;)
>
>> --saurabh
> ^^^^^^^^^
>
> this is not saurabh. This is `saurabh - 1` . After every mail
> saurabh is decreasing his value ;) What is the scope of this variable:D
^^^^^^^
microscope!!!
-Achyut.

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:01:38 +0530 (IST)
From: Vaibhav Gupta
To: Joshi Saurabh
CC: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Joshi Saurabh wrote:

> hm... this seems to be the effect of mangeling pointers. no matter in
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> which scope the conversation is guptav always refer to nslookup. c'mon
^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^

> yaar.. free up the memory and do some garbage collection. iit would not be
^^^^ ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> as clean if you dont do it effectively.. :D
^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^
lagta hai FP project ka bahut aasar hua hai .... Install hua kai nahi ;)

> --saurabh
^^^^^^^^^

this is not saurabh. This is `saurabh - 1` . After every mail
saurabh is decreasing his value ;) What is the scope of this variable:D

>
>
>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Joshi Saurabh wrote:
>>
>>> i guess ripul needs YAPJ because from his laughter it seems he is under
>>> pressure ( > 100 kg-f/sq ft) or may be he is inducing the pressure on (
>>> round, flat, ellipsoid, triangle or whatever ) earth :D
>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>
>
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 23:32:09 +0530 (IST)
From: Joshi Saurabh
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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hm... this seems to be the effect of mangeling pointers. no matter in
which scope the conversation is guptav always refer to nslookup. c'mon
yaar.. free up the memory and do some garbage collection. iit would not be
as clean if you dont do it effectively.. :D
--saurabh

> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Joshi Saurabh wrote:
>
>> i guess ripul needs YAPJ because from his laughter it seems he is under
>> pressure ( > 100 kg-f/sq ft) or may be he is inducing the pressure on (
>> round, flat, ellipsoid, triangle or whatever ) earth :D
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>

--
Saurabh Joshi
Project RA (CFDVS),
Dept of CSE,
IIT Bombay -400076

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 22:19:37 +0530 (IST)
From: Vaibhav Gupta
To: Joshi Saurabh
CC: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Joshi Saurabh wrote:

> i guess ripul needs YAPJ because from his laughter it seems he is under
> pressure ( > 100 kg-f/sq ft) or may be he is inducing the pressure on (
> round, flat, ellipsoid, triangle or whatever ) earth :D
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

this is how 'nslookup' works ;)

>
> --saurabh
>> On Mon, Mar 21, 2005 at 05:26:13PM +0530, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>>> I know you meant it in terms of p + 'i'j. I dont think I will need it
>>> then.
>>> Everything will be complete well before time :D.
>> Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha Ha
>> Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
>>
>> Sorry, could not stop laughing for a long time.
>>
>>
>>> Maybe will send it for you
>>> guys :p
>>>
>>> -Achyut.
>>
>
>
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 22:14:43 +0530 (IST)
From: Joshi Saurabh
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References:
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i guess ripul needs YAPJ because from his laughter it seems he is under
pressure ( > 100 kg-f/sq ft) or may be he is inducing the pressure on (
round, flat, ellipsoid, triangle or whatever ) earth :D

--saurabh
> On Mon, Mar 21, 2005 at 05:26:13PM +0530, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>> I know you meant it in terms of p + 'i'j. I dont think I will need it
>> then.
>> Everything will be complete well before time :D.
> Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha Ha
> Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
>
> Sorry, could not stop laughing for a long time.
>
>
>> Maybe will send it for you
>> guys :p
>>
>> -Achyut.
>

--
Saurabh Joshi
Project RA (CFDVS),
Dept of CSE,
IIT Bombay -400076

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 17:27:48 +0530
From: Rik Sarkar
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in

>Everything will be complete well before time
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:-))))))))))))))))))))))
>Maybe will send it for you guys :p
Please do, we won't survive otherwise

Achyut Jagtap wrote:

> I know you meant it in terms of p + 'i'j. I dont think I will need it
> then.
> Everything will be complete well before time :D. Maybe will send it
> for you
> guys :p
>
> -Achyut.
>
> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>
>> I meant i as in p+ij. May be you are right, that is, the j here is
>> dependent on 't'. Try sending it during our 3rd stage submission :-)
>>
>> Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>>
>>> Had heard this one about 2 years back and couldnt stop laughing!
>>> Thoroughly enjoyed it then. Try recalling this when you are under
>>> pressure (>= 10 Pascal) say some submission or so, takes a lot of
>>> load off. worked for me then at office :-).
>>>
>>> Rik, I donot know what dimension you are looking at, the J element
>>> is present in all the dimensions! :-)
>>>
>>> -Achyut.
>>>
>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>>>
>>>> The 'P' part is obvious, but what about the 'J' vector ? Even a
>>>> search of the 'i' dimension did not yield any 'J' in this :-)
>>>>
>>>> Kedar Godbole wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> YAPJ (Yet Another PJ):
>>>>>
>>>>> A monkey climbed onto a mango tree and saw a donkey sitting
>>>>> there. It was surprised and asked the donkey:"What are you doing
>>>>> up here?". The donkey said:"Eating apples". The monkey said:"But
>>>>> this is a mango tree, you donkey!". The donkey said:"I know, I
>>>>> have got some apples along with me".
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> (This space has been intentionally left blank. This is where u
>>>>> fill in ur laughter)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Bye,
>>>>> Kedar
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Kedar Godbole wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I believe the origin of paf videos is paf itself...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Where does one get the Paf videos from?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> -Achyut.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:35:01 +0530 (IST)
>>>>>>>> From: Vaibhav Gupta
>>>>>>>> To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
>>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Doubt in Mahabharat
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Those who have any doubts just go and watch yesterday's PAF
>>>>>>>> video ;)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> or
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ask rik or me ;)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> -VG
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> This just proves that the information structure of h4@cse is
>>>>>>>>> 'round'. It does not prove anything about the Earth. The Earth
>>>>>>>>> in fact, is flat as can be - see(When it is published) J.
>>>>>>>>> Jain, "On the structure of Earth and its implications on
>>>>>>>>> evolution", Physical Review Letters, Jan 2006.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ameya Vaidya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Repost!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Another proof of Ameya_Tushar Theory of Round Earth ;)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 20 Mar 2005, Kranti Goyal wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Â
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Doubt in Mahabharat :
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> In some remote village of India, one masterji is
>>>>>>>>>>>> teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He
>>>>>>>>>>>> is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's
>>>>>>>>>>>> 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First
>>>>>>>>>>>> son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Second one is born n kansa throws him off the
>>>>>>>>>>>> mountain peak. Third one is born..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
>>>>>>>>>>>> hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> confused)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt
>>>>>>>>>>>> in mahabharata then how come u have one?"
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
>>>>>>>>>>>> was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT
>>>>>>>>>>>> 'VASUDEV' AND' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL ???
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Masterji fainted.........................
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 17:26:13 +0530 (IST)
From: Achyut Jagtap
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References: <20050319153348.1669.qmail@webmail35.rediffmail.com>


<423E70B1.6090208@cse.iitb.ac.in>




<423EA6EA.3010609@cse.iitb.ac.in>

<423EB4FA.6000306@cse.iitb.ac.in>

I know you meant it in terms of p + 'i'j. I dont think I will need it then.
Everything will be complete well before time :D. Maybe will send it for you
guys :p

-Achyut.

On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:

> I meant i as in p+ij. May be you are right, that is, the j here is dependent
> on 't'. Try sending it during our 3rd stage submission :-)
>
> Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>
>> Had heard this one about 2 years back and couldnt stop laughing! Thoroughly
>> enjoyed it then. Try recalling this when you are under
>> pressure (>= 10 Pascal) say some submission or so, takes a lot of load off.
>> worked for me then at office :-).
>>
>> Rik, I donot know what dimension you are looking at, the J element is
>> present in all the dimensions! :-)
>>
>> -Achyut.
>>
>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>>
>>> The 'P' part is obvious, but what about the 'J' vector ? Even a search of
>>> the 'i' dimension did not yield any 'J' in this :-)
>>>
>>> Kedar Godbole wrote:
>>>
>>>> YAPJ (Yet Another PJ):
>>>>
>>>> A monkey climbed onto a mango tree and saw a donkey sitting there. It
>>>> was surprised and asked the donkey:"What are you doing up here?". The
>>>> donkey said:"Eating apples". The monkey said:"But this is a mango tree,
>>>> you donkey!". The donkey said:"I know, I have got some apples along with
>>>> me".
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> (This space has been intentionally left blank. This is where u fill in ur
>>>> laughter)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bye,
>>>> Kedar
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Kedar Godbole wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I believe the origin of paf videos is paf itself...
>>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Where does one get the Paf videos from?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> -Achyut.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:35:01 +0530 (IST)
>>>>>>> From: Vaibhav Gupta
>>>>>>> To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Doubt in Mahabharat
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Those who have any doubts just go and watch yesterday's PAF video ;)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> or
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ask rik or me ;)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> -VG
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> This just proves that the information structure of h4@cse is 'round'.
>>>>>>>> It does not prove anything about the Earth. The Earth in fact, is
>>>>>>>> flat as can be - see(When it is published) J. Jain, "On the structure
>>>>>>>> of Earth and its implications on evolution", Physical Review Letters,
>>>>>>>> Jan 2006.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ameya Vaidya wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Repost!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Another proof of Ameya_Tushar Theory of Round Earth ;)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 20 Mar 2005, Kranti Goyal wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Â
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Doubt in Mahabharat :
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> In some remote village of India, one masterji is
>>>>>>>>>>> teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He
>>>>>>>>>>> is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's
>>>>>>>>>>> 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First
>>>>>>>>>>> son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
>>>>>>>>>>> Second one is born n kansa throws him off the
>>>>>>>>>>> mountain peak. Third one is born..."
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
>>>>>>>>>>> hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> confused)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt
>>>>>>>>>>> in mahabharata then how come u have one?"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
>>>>>>>>>>> was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT
>>>>>>>>>>> 'VASUDEV' AND' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL ???
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Masterji fainted.........................
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>>
>

--
I shall live forever or die in the attempt.
-Voltaire

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 17:20:18 +0530
From: Rik Sarkar
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References: <20050319153348.1669.qmail@webmail35.rediffmail.com>


<423E70B1.6090208@cse.iitb.ac.in>




<423EA6EA.3010609@cse.iitb.ac.in>

I meant i as in p+ij. May be you are right, that is, the j here is
dependent on 't'. Try sending it during our 3rd stage submission :-)

Achyut Jagtap wrote:

> Had heard this one about 2 years back and couldnt stop laughing!
> Thoroughly enjoyed it then. Try recalling this when you are under
> pressure (>= 10 Pascal) say some submission or so, takes a lot of load
> off. worked for me then at office :-).
>
> Rik, I donot know what dimension you are looking at, the J element is
> present in all the dimensions! :-)
>
> -Achyut.
>
> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>
>> The 'P' part is obvious, but what about the 'J' vector ? Even a
>> search of the 'i' dimension did not yield any 'J' in this :-)
>>
>> Kedar Godbole wrote:
>>
>>> YAPJ (Yet Another PJ):
>>>
>>> A monkey climbed onto a mango tree and saw a donkey sitting
>>> there. It was surprised and asked the donkey:"What are you doing up
>>> here?". The donkey said:"Eating apples". The monkey said:"But this
>>> is a mango tree, you donkey!". The donkey said:"I know, I have got
>>> some apples along with me".
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> (This space has been intentionally left blank. This is where u fill
>>> in ur laughter)
>>>
>>>
>>> Bye,
>>> Kedar
>>>
>>>
>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Kedar Godbole wrote:
>>>
>>>> I believe the origin of paf videos is paf itself...
>>>>
>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Where does one get the Paf videos from?
>>>>>
>>>>> -Achyut.
>>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:35:01 +0530 (IST)
>>>>>> From: Vaibhav Gupta
>>>>>> To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
>>>>>> Subject: Re: Doubt in Mahabharat
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Those who have any doubts just go and watch yesterday's PAF video ;)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> or
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ask rik or me ;)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> -VG
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> This just proves that the information structure of h4@cse is
>>>>>>> 'round'. It does not prove anything about the Earth. The Earth
>>>>>>> in fact, is flat as can be - see(When it is published) J. Jain,
>>>>>>> "On the structure of Earth and its implications on evolution",
>>>>>>> Physical Review Letters, Jan 2006.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ameya Vaidya wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Repost!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Another proof of Ameya_Tushar Theory of Round Earth ;)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 20 Mar 2005, Kranti Goyal wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Â
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Doubt in Mahabharat :
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In some remote village of India, one masterji is
>>>>>>>>>> teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He
>>>>>>>>>> is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's
>>>>>>>>>> 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First
>>>>>>>>>> son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
>>>>>>>>>> Second one is born n kansa throws him off the
>>>>>>>>>> mountain peak. Third one is born..."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
>>>>>>>>>> hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> confused)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt
>>>>>>>>>> in mahabharata then how come u have one?"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
>>>>>>>>>> was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT
>>>>>>>>>> 'VASUDEV' AND' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL ???
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Masterji fainted.........................
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 17:15:29 +0530 (IST)
From: Achyut Jagtap
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References: <20050319153348.1669.qmail@webmail35.rediffmail.com>


<423E70B1.6090208@cse.iitb.ac.in>




<423EA6EA.3010609@cse.iitb.ac.in>

Had heard this one about 2 years back and couldnt stop laughing!
Thoroughly enjoyed it then. Try recalling this when you are under
pressure (>= 10 Pascal) say some submission or so, takes a lot of
load off. worked for me then at office :-).

Rik, I donot know what dimension you are looking at, the J element
is present in all the dimensions! :-)

-Achyut.

On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:

> The 'P' part is obvious, but what about the 'J' vector ? Even a search of
> the 'i' dimension did not yield any 'J' in this :-)
>
> Kedar Godbole wrote:
>
>> YAPJ (Yet Another PJ):
>>
>> A monkey climbed onto a mango tree and saw a donkey sitting there. It
>> was surprised and asked the donkey:"What are you doing up here?". The
>> donkey said:"Eating apples". The monkey said:"But this is a mango tree, you
>> donkey!". The donkey said:"I know, I have got some apples along with me".
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> (This space has been intentionally left blank. This is where u fill in ur
>> laughter)
>>
>>
>> Bye,
>> Kedar
>>
>>
>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Kedar Godbole wrote:
>>
>>> I believe the origin of paf videos is paf itself...
>>>
>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>>>
>>>> Where does one get the Paf videos from?
>>>>
>>>> -Achyut.
>>>>
>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:35:01 +0530 (IST)
>>>>> From: Vaibhav Gupta
>>>>> To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
>>>>> Subject: Re: Doubt in Mahabharat
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Those who have any doubts just go and watch yesterday's PAF video ;)
>>>>>
>>>>> or
>>>>>
>>>>> Ask rik or me ;)
>>>>>
>>>>> -VG
>>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> This just proves that the information structure of h4@cse is 'round'.
>>>>>> It does not prove anything about the Earth. The Earth in fact, is flat
>>>>>> as can be - see(When it is published) J. Jain, "On the structure of
>>>>>> Earth and its implications on evolution", Physical Review Letters, Jan
>>>>>> 2006.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ameya Vaidya wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Repost!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Another proof of Ameya_Tushar Theory of Round Earth ;)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 20 Mar 2005, Kranti Goyal wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Â
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Doubt in Mahabharat :
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> In some remote village of India, one masterji is
>>>>>>>>> teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He
>>>>>>>>> is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's
>>>>>>>>> 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First
>>>>>>>>> son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
>>>>>>>>> Second one is born n kansa throws him off the
>>>>>>>>> mountain peak. Third one is born..."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
>>>>>>>>> hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> confused)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt
>>>>>>>>> in mahabharata then how come u have one?"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
>>>>>>>>> was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT
>>>>>>>>> 'VASUDEV' AND' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL ???
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Masterji fainted.........................
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>

--
I shall live forever or die in the attempt.
-Voltaire

[Fwd: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 16:07:48 +0530 (IST)
From: Kedar Godbole
To: Achyut Jagtap
CC: Vaibhav Gupta , h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References: <20050319153348.1669.qmail@webmail35.rediffmail.com>


<423E70B1.6090208@cse.iitb.ac.in>

YAPJ (Yet Another PJ):

A monkey climbed onto a mango tree and saw a donkey sitting there. It
was surprised and asked the donkey:"What are you doing up here?". The
donkey said:"Eating apples". The monkey said:"But this is a mango tree,
you donkey!". The donkey said:"I know, I have got some apples along with
me".

(This space has been intentionally left blank. This is where u fill in ur
laughter)

Bye,
Kedar

On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Kedar Godbole wrote:

> I believe the origin of paf videos is paf itself...
>
> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>
>> Where does one get the Paf videos from?
>>
>> -Achyut.
>>
>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>>
>>> Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:35:01 +0530 (IST)
>>> From: Vaibhav Gupta
>>> To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
>>> Subject: Re: Doubt in Mahabharat
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Those who have any doubts just go and watch yesterday's PAF video ;)
>>>
>>> or
>>>
>>> Ask rik or me ;)
>>>
>>> -VG
>>>
>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>>>
>>>> This just proves that the information structure of h4@cse is 'round'. It
>>>> does not prove anything about the Earth. The Earth in fact, is flat as
>>>> can be - see(When it is published) J. Jain, "On the structure of Earth
>>>> and its implications on evolution", Physical Review Letters, Jan 2006.
>>>>
>>>> Ameya Vaidya wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Repost!
>>>>>
>>>>> Another proof of Ameya_Tushar Theory of Round Earth ;)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 20 Mar 2005, Kranti Goyal wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Â
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Doubt in Mahabharat :
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In some remote village of India, one masterji is
>>>>>>> teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He
>>>>>>> is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's
>>>>>>> 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First
>>>>>>> son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
>>>>>>> Second one is born n kansa throws him off the
>>>>>>> mountain peak. Third one is born..."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
>>>>>>> hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> confused)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt
>>>>>>> in mahabharata then how come u have one?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
>>>>>>> was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT
>>>>>>> 'VASUDEV' AND' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL ???
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Masterji fainted.........................
>>>>>>
>>>
>>
>

[Fwd: Re: YAPJ]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: YAPJ
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 16:20:18 +0530
From: Rik Sarkar
To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
References: <20050319153348.1669.qmail@webmail35.rediffmail.com>


<423E70B1.6090208@cse.iitb.ac.in>

The 'P' part is obvious, but what about the 'J' vector ? Even a search
of the 'i' dimension did not yield any 'J' in this :-)

Kedar Godbole wrote:

> YAPJ (Yet Another PJ):
>
> A monkey climbed onto a mango tree and saw a donkey sitting there.
> It was surprised and asked the donkey:"What are you doing up here?".
> The donkey said:"Eating apples". The monkey said:"But this is a mango
> tree, you donkey!". The donkey said:"I know, I have got some apples
> along with me".
>
>
>
>
>
> (This space has been intentionally left blank. This is where u fill in
> ur laughter)
>
>
> Bye,
> Kedar
>
>
> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Kedar Godbole wrote:
>
>> I believe the origin of paf videos is paf itself...
>>
>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Achyut Jagtap wrote:
>>
>>> Where does one get the Paf videos from?
>>>
>>> -Achyut.
>>>
>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Vaibhav Gupta wrote:
>>>
>>>> Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:35:01 +0530 (IST)
>>>> From: Vaibhav Gupta
>>>> To: h4@cse.iitb.ac.in
>>>> Subject: Re: Doubt in Mahabharat
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Those who have any doubts just go and watch yesterday's PAF video ;)
>>>>
>>>> or
>>>>
>>>> Ask rik or me ;)
>>>>
>>>> -VG
>>>>
>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Rik Sarkar wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> This just proves that the information structure of h4@cse is
>>>>> 'round'. It does not prove anything about the Earth. The Earth in
>>>>> fact, is flat as can be - see(When it is published) J. Jain, "On
>>>>> the structure of Earth and its implications on evolution",
>>>>> Physical Review Letters, Jan 2006.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ameya Vaidya wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Repost!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Another proof of Ameya_Tushar Theory of Round Earth ;)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 20 Mar 2005, Kranti Goyal wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Â
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Doubt in Mahabharat :
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> In some remote village of India, one masterji is
>>>>>>>> teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He
>>>>>>>> is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's
>>>>>>>> 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First
>>>>>>>> son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
>>>>>>>> Second one is born n kansa throws him off the
>>>>>>>> mountain peak. Third one is born..."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
>>>>>>>> hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> confused)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt
>>>>>>>> in mahabharata then how come u have one?"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
>>>>>>>> was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT
>>>>>>>> 'VASUDEV' AND' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL ???
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Masterji fainted.........................
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>